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Hey have a nice day

Cop:Have you been drinking?
Me:I been drankin'
— 5 hours ago with 172851 notes





what’s a pirates favorite letter?

if it’s rrrrrrr i’m going to kill you

you may think its r… but his true love be the C

i fucking hate this website

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— 5 hours ago with 158104 notes


I think that if voldemort really wanted to kill harry potter the night the spell didn’t work on him he could’ve just picked him up and thrown him out a window given the fact that he was a one year old infant

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— 5 hours ago with 348982 notes


help me, i am trapped

in a haiku factory

save me, before they

(Source: litlpup, via dubcliq)

— 20 hours ago with 360327 notes


dont ask me for relationship advice because i will always just tell you to break up w/ them and throw their shit in a dumpster because i do not understand the concept of allowing anyone to treat you poorly this is a zero tolerance zone 

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— 1 day ago with 306794 notes


tips for college:

  • no 1 cares if you eat alone in the dining hall
  • dont be scared of upperclassmen they dont care
  • dont raise your hand to go to the bathroom 
  • dont bring a handwritten sick note from ur mom

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— 2 days ago with 48364 notes


if you thinks aliens follow the human gender binary you need to really rethink things

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— 2 days ago with 1118 notes


i dont understand the concept of boob censorship
its like u can show as much of the boob as you want??? but??? as soon as there is nipple its likE NO BAD BOOB GO AWAY BOOB THAT IS TOO SEXUAL PUT THE BOOB AWAY„, BBBOOB

(Source: chimichangass, via aca-unf)

— 2 days ago with 62430 notes



no but could you imagine one of the quidditch team members saying “knock on wood” and they all just hit oliver before a big match

I’m almost a thousand percent sure the Weasley twins did that at some point

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— 2 days ago with 36283 notes



Be the villain you were born to be. Stop waiting for someone to come along and corrupt you. Succumb to the darkness yourself.

This is surprisingly motivating.

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— 2 days ago with 316628 notes